1 00:00:15,728 --> 00:00:21,442 The Cat in the Hat presents Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat. 2 00:00:57,353 --> 00:01:01,148 The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. 3 00:01:01,357 --> 00:01:06,278 Just sit in the house all that cold, cold, wet day. 4 00:01:06,779 --> 00:01:08,906 Goodbye, kids. I'm leaving now. 5 00:01:09,114 --> 00:01:10,407 Have fun. 6 00:01:10,616 --> 00:01:13,243 I'll be back at, uh, 3:30 sharp. 7 00:01:14,703 --> 00:01:18,165 Sit by the window, just sit there and stew. 8 00:01:18,374 --> 00:01:19,917 And wish there were something... 9 00:01:21,627 --> 00:01:23,420 ...something to do. 10 00:01:23,629 --> 00:01:26,715 Too gooey and dunky outdoors to play ball. 11 00:01:26,924 --> 00:01:29,301 Nothing doing. Nothing at all. 12 00:01:30,219 --> 00:01:32,221 Fun, fun 13 00:01:32,429 --> 00:01:34,723 How can you have fun? 14 00:01:34,932 --> 00:01:39,645 Just sittin' doin' nothin' When there's nothin' to be done 15 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:45,275 Nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin' Absolutely nothin', nothin' 16 00:01:45,484 --> 00:01:50,114 Positively, absolutely Absitively, posolutely 17 00:01:50,322 --> 00:01:54,660 Nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin' Nothin' to be done 18 00:01:56,745 --> 00:01:59,039 Nothing to do but sit, sit, sit. 19 00:01:59,248 --> 00:02:00,624 Just sit in the house. 20 00:02:00,833 --> 00:02:02,918 Just sit there and grump. 21 00:02:03,127 --> 00:02:07,464 Then all of a sudden, something went bump. 22 00:02:19,184 --> 00:02:21,103 -Look. -A cat. 23 00:02:21,311 --> 00:02:22,354 In a hat. 24 00:02:22,563 --> 00:02:25,232 You will note I am neat. 25 00:02:25,441 --> 00:02:27,943 Wiped my feet on the mat. 26 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:48,422 Why must you--? Why do you sit there like that? 27 00:02:49,048 --> 00:02:51,383 I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny. 28 00:02:51,592 --> 00:02:53,761 I know it is damp and the sidewalks are runny. 29 00:02:54,428 --> 00:02:57,723 -But what I can't see-- -Now, you listen here, cat. 30 00:02:57,931 --> 00:03:00,726 --is why you'd sit there like that. 31 00:03:00,934 --> 00:03:03,729 I know some good games we can play. 32 00:03:03,937 --> 00:03:06,899 -Listen, cat. -I know some great tricks. 33 00:03:07,107 --> 00:03:10,736 -Listen, Cat in the Hat. -I know that your mother won't mind if I do. 34 00:03:10,944 --> 00:03:16,450 And I'm simply itching to show them to you and to you. 35 00:03:19,369 --> 00:03:22,456 Out of this house. I'm warning you. Get. 36 00:03:23,123 --> 00:03:25,751 Who's that? I believe that we haven't yet met. 37 00:03:25,959 --> 00:03:28,754 The name is Krinklebein. 38 00:03:28,962 --> 00:03:31,757 Karlos K. Krinklebein. 39 00:03:31,965 --> 00:03:34,551 -Ooh. -Now please go away. 40 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,513 Tell that top-hatted cat he should not be about. 41 00:03:37,721 --> 00:03:41,308 He should not be here when your mother is out. 42 00:03:42,643 --> 00:03:46,647 My dear Mr. Krinklebein, my tricks are quite safe. 43 00:03:46,855 --> 00:03:49,149 I invite you to join in the fun, if you wish. 44 00:03:49,650 --> 00:03:52,820 With a game that I call Up, Up, Up with a Fish. 45 00:03:59,993 --> 00:04:01,286 Put me down. 46 00:04:01,495 --> 00:04:04,832 Put me down, you fool cat. 47 00:04:13,215 --> 00:04:15,134 Outrageous. 48 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:18,470 Now let me repeat, and I don't like to shout... 49 00:04:18,679 --> 00:04:21,807 ...but he should not be here when your mother is out! 50 00:04:22,015 --> 00:04:25,853 It's up to you kids, whatever you say. 51 00:04:26,061 --> 00:04:30,190 If you think me untrustworthy, send me away. 52 00:04:30,399 --> 00:04:34,403 Well, he is getting the house sort of messy and dirty. 53 00:04:34,611 --> 00:04:38,198 -And Mother-- -Yeah, Mother, back home at 3:30. 54 00:04:40,075 --> 00:04:42,953 A vote of no confidence. 55 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:50,335 I must humbly bow to the voice of the majority. 56 00:04:50,544 --> 00:04:54,673 Goodbye, now. Off to Siberia. 57 00:04:55,966 --> 00:05:01,096 Ha! Somebody stole my moss-covered, three-handled family gradunza. 58 00:05:01,305 --> 00:05:03,515 Nobody's gonna leave this room until I find it. 59 00:05:03,724 --> 00:05:05,350 Pardon me, sir. 60 00:05:05,559 --> 00:05:08,228 You lost a moss-covered what? 61 00:05:08,896 --> 00:05:10,522 Three-handled family gradunza. 62 00:05:11,982 --> 00:05:14,651 So that's your attitude, eh, Krinklestein? 63 00:05:14,860 --> 00:05:16,195 Did you steal it? 64 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:19,239 There's a gradunza snitcher in the house. 65 00:05:21,283 --> 00:05:24,328 Things will never be the same. 66 00:05:24,661 --> 00:05:27,247 How dear to my heart 67 00:05:27,998 --> 00:05:31,460 Was that beautiful gradunza 68 00:05:31,668 --> 00:05:36,590 That my old feline father Bequeathed to me 69 00:05:38,759 --> 00:05:42,012 That old family gradunza 70 00:05:42,763 --> 00:05:45,599 The old three-handled family gradunza 71 00:05:47,851 --> 00:05:53,941 The old moss-covered Three-handled family gradunza 72 00:05:54,483 --> 00:06:01,490 That hung on the family tree 73 00:06:07,663 --> 00:06:12,918 I've been burgled, thwertled, by a fish. 74 00:06:13,126 --> 00:06:15,837 Aw, give it back to him, Mr. Krinklebein. 75 00:06:16,046 --> 00:06:18,465 Come on, now, don't be mean. 76 00:06:18,674 --> 00:06:20,592 But I didn't steal his whatsis. 77 00:06:20,801 --> 00:06:23,262 I'm guiltless! I'm clean! 78 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:25,597 Thwertled by a fish. 79 00:06:25,806 --> 00:06:28,475 I'll never see 80 00:06:28,684 --> 00:06:31,186 My darling moss-covered 81 00:06:31,395 --> 00:06:35,607 Three-handled family gradunza 82 00:06:35,816 --> 00:06:39,945 Anymore 83 00:06:40,153 --> 00:06:45,617 By the way, cat, just what is a family gradunza? 84 00:06:45,826 --> 00:06:48,620 Oh, they come in all styles. From triple-G to minus-aught. 85 00:06:48,829 --> 00:06:51,957 -Is it bigger than a--? -Occasionally, but on most occasions not. 86 00:06:52,165 --> 00:06:54,710 -Is it smaller than a--? -They no longer make that kind. 87 00:06:54,918 --> 00:06:57,421 But one family gradunza is always smaller than another. 88 00:06:57,629 --> 00:07:01,800 Should all family gradunzas be forgot 89 00:07:02,009 --> 00:07:06,471 And never brought to mi-- 90 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,974 Now, if I were a fish... 91 00:07:09,182 --> 00:07:13,020 ...where would I hide a moss-covered, three-handled family gradunza? 92 00:07:19,151 --> 00:07:21,320 Whatever it is, it isn't here. 93 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,989 And whatever it is, it isn't here. 94 00:07:24,197 --> 00:07:26,575 Wherever it is, it is left in some lurch. 95 00:07:26,783 --> 00:07:29,036 Wherever it is, we must speed up the search. 96 00:07:33,081 --> 00:07:37,169 I'll tell you this. It's not in the unabridged dictionary. 97 00:07:37,377 --> 00:07:41,173 But let's find that thing and get rid of that cat. 98 00:07:41,381 --> 00:07:46,053 There are more, ahem, scientific methods of searching than that. 99 00:07:46,762 --> 00:07:51,683 And just what kind of science does the cat recommend? 100 00:07:51,892 --> 00:07:54,686 Why, the principle of calculatus eliminatus, my friend. 101 00:07:54,895 --> 00:07:56,688 Calculatus what? 102 00:07:56,897 --> 00:07:59,316 Calculatus eliminatus. 103 00:07:59,524 --> 00:08:02,736 I went to Cat Tech, where I studied the same. 104 00:08:03,779 --> 00:08:06,698 What other cats do you know who can make such a claim? 105 00:08:06,907 --> 00:08:09,368 Very well, Dr. Calculatus. 106 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:12,037 Find it and eliminatus yourself. 107 00:08:12,245 --> 00:08:14,331 I shall indeed. 108 00:08:20,295 --> 00:08:23,340 When you've mislaid a certain something 109 00:08:23,548 --> 00:08:25,717 Keep your cool and don't get hot 110 00:08:25,926 --> 00:08:29,805 Calculatus eliminatus Is the best friend that you've got 111 00:08:30,013 --> 00:08:33,934 Calculatus eliminatus Always helps an awful lot 112 00:08:34,142 --> 00:08:40,607 The way to find a missing something Is to find out where it's not 113 00:08:40,816 --> 00:08:42,776 It isn't here, I'll mark this X. 114 00:08:42,984 --> 00:08:44,903 It isn't there, I'll mark that Y. 115 00:08:45,112 --> 00:08:47,239 It isn't underneath the apple 116 00:08:47,447 --> 00:08:49,449 Mark the apple HKI. 117 00:08:49,950 --> 00:08:51,410 It isn't in this keyhole. 118 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,245 -No? -And it isn't on my knee. 119 00:08:53,453 --> 00:08:57,791 Hmm. Mark the keyhole K300. Mark the knee 57B. 120 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:02,379 We just jot down All the places Where it isn't, and gee whiz 121 00:09:02,587 --> 00:09:07,801 Very shortly we will locate Where the missing object is 122 00:09:08,885 --> 00:09:11,096 -It isn't here. 842J. 123 00:09:11,304 --> 00:09:13,265 -It isn't there. F607. 124 00:09:13,473 --> 00:09:17,477 You can mark the piano 22,000 decimal point 11. 125 00:09:18,186 --> 00:09:20,439 -It isn't in the icebox. That's strange. 126 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,107 It's not on this TV. 127 00:09:22,315 --> 00:09:25,944 Icebox, O24 and a half, TV, 1 million and three. 128 00:09:26,153 --> 00:09:28,405 When you've mislaid a certain something 129 00:09:28,613 --> 00:09:30,532 Keep your cool, don't go to pot 130 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:34,786 Calculatus eliminatus Is the best friend that you've got 131 00:09:34,995 --> 00:09:39,124 Calculatus eliminatus Always helps an awful lot 132 00:09:39,332 --> 00:09:41,543 The way to find a missing something 133 00:09:41,751 --> 00:09:48,758 Is to find out where it's not 134 00:09:51,845 --> 00:09:53,513 Look at this house. 135 00:09:56,349 --> 00:09:58,226 Look at this. 136 00:09:58,977 --> 00:10:00,312 Look at that. 137 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:04,232 This uncouth, barbaric pompestuous lout. 138 00:10:04,441 --> 00:10:07,861 He should not be here when their mother is out! 139 00:10:16,536 --> 00:10:19,664 Very well, I'm a punk 140 00:10:19,873 --> 00:10:22,542 A kratunkulous schnunk 141 00:10:23,168 --> 00:10:25,795 Nobody loves me 142 00:10:26,004 --> 00:10:28,548 Not one tiny hunk 143 00:10:29,674 --> 00:10:34,554 I agree, I'm a griffulous, groffulous groo 144 00:10:35,347 --> 00:10:38,975 I'm a schmoosler, a schmingler 145 00:10:39,184 --> 00:10:41,603 And a poo-poobler too 146 00:10:41,811 --> 00:10:47,359 I'm a horrendous hobject Which nobody loves 147 00:10:47,567 --> 00:10:52,822 I'm untouchable Unless you wear antiseptical gloves 148 00:10:53,031 --> 00:10:57,202 So what? I'm a punk 149 00:10:57,452 --> 00:10:59,913 A kratunkulous schnunk 150 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:07,254 Nobody loves me 151 00:11:08,088 --> 00:11:09,965 Not one tiny hunk 152 00:11:10,173 --> 00:11:12,175 I'm a punk 153 00:11:13,093 --> 00:11:14,970 Kratunkulous schnunk? 154 00:11:15,178 --> 00:11:16,888 A shutunkulous cat. 155 00:11:17,097 --> 00:11:18,807 Incratchulous-- 156 00:11:19,015 --> 00:11:21,601 Out! Out! Out! Out! 157 00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:23,895 Krinklefish, old fellow. 158 00:11:24,104 --> 00:11:27,065 Your little fish nerves are so jumpy-wumpy. 159 00:11:27,274 --> 00:11:29,234 Fishenstein, poor fellow. 160 00:11:29,442 --> 00:11:31,403 Your little heart's going bumpy-wumpy. 161 00:11:31,611 --> 00:11:34,573 Fishber, old fellow, I know exactly what you need. 162 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,408 You need a small tranquilizer. 163 00:11:36,616 --> 00:11:39,244 You do. You do, indeed. 164 00:11:39,452 --> 00:11:41,496 Poor troubled Krinklefish friend. 165 00:11:41,705 --> 00:11:42,914 Just relax. 166 00:11:43,123 --> 00:11:44,457 Close your eyes... 167 00:11:44,666 --> 00:11:49,296 ...for good old Uncle Cat will now proceed to tranquilize. 168 00:11:52,632 --> 00:11:58,388 Beautiful kitten-fish, sleep, baby, sleep 169 00:11:58,597 --> 00:12:00,765 Your eyelids are droopy 170 00:12:00,974 --> 00:12:02,976 Bloop, bloop, bloop, bleep, bleep 171 00:12:03,977 --> 00:12:09,608 The sandman on tip-toes Comes creep, creep, creep, creep 172 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:16,781 Hush your mouth, shush your mouth Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep 173 00:12:16,990 --> 00:12:21,661 Safe in your beddy-bye Sweet dreams to you 174 00:12:22,329 --> 00:12:25,957 With your teddy bear steady by 175 00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:29,669 Bloo, bloo, bloo, bloo 176 00:12:31,004 --> 00:12:34,633 Beautiful kitten-fish 177 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:38,678 Sleep, baby, sleep 178 00:12:39,304 --> 00:12:43,933 Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop 179 00:12:44,142 --> 00:12:51,149 Bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep 180 00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:01,326 You sure relaxed Mr. K. 181 00:13:01,534 --> 00:13:05,413 He needed sweet sleep in his bad-addled brains. 182 00:13:05,622 --> 00:13:08,500 But the problem of finding my moss-covered family gradunza remains. 183 00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:12,045 Hmm. I need help. I most truly, fruly do. 184 00:13:17,676 --> 00:13:22,055 In this box are my helpmates, Thing 1 and Thing 2. 185 00:13:23,181 --> 00:13:25,975 From this box will emerge Thing 2 and Thing 1... 186 00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:28,728 ...and they can find anything under the sun. 187 00:13:29,979 --> 00:13:31,648 It can be done 188 00:13:31,856 --> 00:13:33,066 It can be done 189 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:37,278 They can do anything, anything, anything Under the sun 190 00:13:37,487 --> 00:13:41,032 If your nerves are getting nervous And your house is topsy-turvus 191 00:13:41,241 --> 00:13:44,202 They are always at your service 192 00:13:44,577 --> 00:13:46,788 Thing 2 and Thing 1 193 00:13:47,122 --> 00:13:51,876 Fish, fish, there's always one Some long-faced, sour-bellied son of a gun 194 00:13:52,544 --> 00:13:57,424 There's always some fish, sour-bellied fish Whose only one wish is to flatten the fun 195 00:13:58,258 --> 00:14:01,761 Doesn't like fun, doesn't like fun Good, clean, wholesome, innocent fun 196 00:14:12,522 --> 00:14:14,399 FBI? FBI? 197 00:14:14,607 --> 00:14:15,900 Listen, listen. 198 00:14:16,109 --> 00:14:19,571 I am a fish residing at 2322 Magnolia Boulevard... 199 00:14:19,779 --> 00:14:21,781 ...and I want to report a cat in the hat. 200 00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:25,034 FBI. FBI. 201 00:14:27,704 --> 00:14:29,664 Somebody, please answer. 202 00:14:29,873 --> 00:14:31,583 Where is everybody? 203 00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:36,129 Sorry, that line is temporarily out of order. 204 00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:46,139 There's some fish who doesn't like fun Good, clean, wholesome, innocent fun 205 00:14:49,934 --> 00:14:52,645 They can find anything, anything Under the sun 206 00:14:53,229 --> 00:14:58,401 This reactionary fish-faced louse Doesn't like flyin' kites in the house 207 00:14:59,152 --> 00:15:02,030 They can find anything, anything Under the sun 208 00:15:02,238 --> 00:15:06,409 Oh, bobbidit, bickety, bickety bores Kites, he thinks ought to fly outdoors 209 00:15:08,578 --> 00:15:12,248 Thing 1 and Thing 2 Thing 2 and Thing 1 210 00:15:12,457 --> 00:15:16,419 They can find anything, anything, anything Under the sun 211 00:15:18,379 --> 00:15:19,422 Hello. 212 00:15:20,256 --> 00:15:21,424 Thank you. 213 00:15:22,592 --> 00:15:28,223 Twenty-two, 37, 43, 10, 67, 21, 14, eight, hike! 214 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,112 There's always some fish Some crotchety one 215 00:15:44,656 --> 00:15:47,534 There's always Some fish, some blotchety one 216 00:15:48,117 --> 00:15:50,161 There's always some fish Some sour-bellied fish 217 00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:51,746 There's always some fish, some fish 218 00:15:51,955 --> 00:15:53,873 If your nerves are getting nervous 219 00:15:54,082 --> 00:15:55,458 And your house is topsy-turvus 220 00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:58,962 They will both be at your service On the run 221 00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:04,801 They'll find my long-lost, moss-covered Three-handled family gradunza 222 00:16:05,009 --> 00:16:12,016 Thing 2 and Thing 1 223 00:16:26,155 --> 00:16:28,658 Out. Out! Out of this house! 224 00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:30,660 Out? Out? 225 00:16:30,869 --> 00:16:33,663 Why, every house should have a cat in it. 226 00:16:33,872 --> 00:16:37,000 -Curled up by the fireplace, a little warm-- -Out! 227 00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:41,212 And take those things with you. Out. 228 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,214 Take the things? 229 00:16:44,257 --> 00:16:46,342 Whoever heard of a house without things in it? 230 00:16:46,551 --> 00:16:49,554 They're not things. They're-- They're-- 231 00:16:49,762 --> 00:16:51,514 And you're not a cat. 232 00:16:51,723 --> 00:16:53,933 Whoever heard of a 6-foot cat? 233 00:16:54,142 --> 00:16:56,227 But I am a cat. 234 00:16:58,396 --> 00:17:00,523 Technically, I'm a cat in a hat. 235 00:17:00,732 --> 00:17:03,151 You're not a cat in a hat. That's not a hat. 236 00:17:03,359 --> 00:17:05,528 You're not a cat. You're a-- 237 00:17:05,737 --> 00:17:08,072 I am indeed a cat. 238 00:17:08,281 --> 00:17:12,535 And this indeed is a hat. 239 00:17:12,744 --> 00:17:17,248 In English, cat, hat In French, chat, chapeau 240 00:17:17,498 --> 00:17:21,252 It really is quite obvious Don't you know? 241 00:17:21,461 --> 00:17:25,298 In English, cat, hat In French, chat, chapeau 242 00:17:25,506 --> 00:17:29,093 Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq Here we go 243 00:17:39,103 --> 00:17:40,146 I repeat. 244 00:17:40,355 --> 00:17:43,149 Cat, hat, in French, chat, chapeau 245 00:17:43,691 --> 00:17:47,236 In Spanish, el gato in a sombrero 246 00:17:47,445 --> 00:17:51,407 He's a cat in a hat He's a chat in a chapeau 247 00:17:51,616 --> 00:17:55,495 He also is a gato in a sombrero 248 00:18:06,422 --> 00:18:09,175 Where were we? Oh, yes. 249 00:18:11,803 --> 00:18:15,264 Cat, hat, in French, chat, chapeau 250 00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:19,143 In Spanish, el gato in a sombrero 251 00:18:19,352 --> 00:18:23,398 And I'll tell you something more Now you listen to me gut 252 00:18:23,606 --> 00:18:27,652 In German I'm a katze und dies ist mein hut 253 00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:45,294 Now, if you're in a receptive state of mind... 254 00:18:45,503 --> 00:18:47,797 ...I'll recapitulate. 255 00:18:53,011 --> 00:18:56,139 Cat, hat, in French, chat, chapeau 256 00:18:56,347 --> 00:18:59,892 In Spanish, el gato in a sombrero 257 00:19:00,101 --> 00:19:02,228 In German, I'm a katze in a hut 258 00:19:02,437 --> 00:19:07,191 And don't you know I'm a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk in Eskimo 259 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,570 You're a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk In Eskimo? 260 00:19:10,778 --> 00:19:15,158 -Right. -He's a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk in Eskimo 261 00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:23,666 Yes, indeedy, that is so 262 00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:28,588 He's a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk in Eskimo 263 00:19:29,714 --> 00:19:34,177 Now to be certain that I have this straight, I'll re-recapitulate. 264 00:19:34,385 --> 00:19:36,971 Cat, hat, in French, chat, chapeau 265 00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:38,222 Good. 266 00:19:38,431 --> 00:19:40,516 In Spanish, you're a gato in a sombrero 267 00:19:40,725 --> 00:19:43,728 In German, you're a katze in ein hut I also know 268 00:19:43,936 --> 00:19:45,897 -Perfect. -You're a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk 269 00:19:46,105 --> 00:19:47,523 In Eskimo 270 00:19:47,732 --> 00:19:50,526 By George, I think he's got it. 271 00:19:50,735 --> 00:19:53,446 If you will allow me, sir But please don't think I'm pushin' 272 00:19:53,654 --> 00:19:56,908 I think that I can tell you what you are In, in, in Russian 273 00:19:57,116 --> 00:19:58,367 Watch. 274 00:20:00,369 --> 00:20:03,206 You're a shavkah in a shlyapah 275 00:20:03,414 --> 00:20:04,874 Hey! 276 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,418 I am? 277 00:20:09,587 --> 00:20:11,923 Why, that's splendid. 278 00:20:14,092 --> 00:20:19,263 I'm a shavkah 279 00:20:19,472 --> 00:20:21,933 In a shlyapah 280 00:20:22,141 --> 00:20:26,270 I'm a shavkah in a shlyapah 281 00:20:26,479 --> 00:20:29,607 I'm a shavkah in a shlyapah 282 00:20:29,816 --> 00:20:32,110 I'm a shavkah in a shlyapah 283 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:35,571 I'm a shavkah in a shlyapah I'm a shavkah in a shlyapah 284 00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:38,366 I'm a shavkah in a shlyapah I'm a shavkah in a shlyapah 285 00:20:38,574 --> 00:20:41,077 I'm a shavkah in a shlyapah I'm a shavkah in a shlyapah 286 00:20:41,285 --> 00:20:42,328 I'm a shavkah-- 287 00:20:43,871 --> 00:20:46,874 That's enough of that. I'm a cat in a hat. 288 00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:49,085 He's a cat of many countries 289 00:20:49,293 --> 00:20:50,753 He's a cat of many hats 290 00:20:50,962 --> 00:20:53,756 He's a guzzbee in a busby He's a shnerka in a snatz 291 00:20:53,965 --> 00:20:57,426 And in Scotland, up in Scotland In bonny Scotland 292 00:20:59,762 --> 00:21:02,223 In bonny Scotland I'm a: In a: 293 00:21:02,431 --> 00:21:05,268 In bonny Scotland, he's a: In a: 294 00:21:05,893 --> 00:21:08,688 In Switzerland, in Switzerland In Switzer-witzer-witzer 295 00:21:08,896 --> 00:21:11,691 I'm a yodel-yodel-yodel In a yodel-ay-ee-hoo 296 00:21:11,899 --> 00:21:14,902 He's a yodel-yodel-yodel In a yodel-ay-ee-hoo 297 00:21:15,111 --> 00:21:16,904 And what am I in dear old Ireland? 298 00:21:17,113 --> 00:21:18,781 Why, you're a cait in a kinnvheirt. 299 00:21:18,990 --> 00:21:21,284 -And in Holland? -You're a-- Let me see. 300 00:21:21,492 --> 00:21:24,495 -Oh, you're a kat in a hoed. -Glory be. 301 00:21:24,704 --> 00:21:26,497 He's a cat of many countries 302 00:21:26,706 --> 00:21:27,915 He's a cat of many hats 303 00:21:28,124 --> 00:21:31,127 Many, many foreign countries And an awful lot of hats 304 00:21:31,335 --> 00:21:34,422 In Boogoo-googoo, he's just darling He's a scoogoo in a swarling 305 00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:37,008 He's a fahska in a fez 306 00:21:37,466 --> 00:21:39,969 He's a wahska in a wez 307 00:21:40,178 --> 00:21:42,930 Out in far-off Foda-foda I'm a perk in a pagoda 308 00:21:43,139 --> 00:21:46,058 I'm a futz in a fedora How are things in Glocca Morra? 309 00:21:46,267 --> 00:21:47,602 -What a cat -What a cat 310 00:21:47,810 --> 00:21:49,353 -In a hat -In a hat 311 00:21:51,689 --> 00:21:52,773 Your mother. 312 00:21:52,982 --> 00:21:54,442 Mother? 313 00:21:54,650 --> 00:21:55,818 Mother? 314 00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:07,121 Thank you for a fascinating afternoon. 315 00:22:09,999 --> 00:22:12,168 What do we do now? 316 00:22:13,211 --> 00:22:15,504 She's passing Mrs. Blumberg's house. 317 00:22:21,177 --> 00:22:22,803 Sweep 318 00:22:23,012 --> 00:22:25,640 Sweep up the memories 319 00:22:25,848 --> 00:22:28,184 Those old, untidy memories 320 00:22:29,143 --> 00:22:31,187 Broken, mixed-up memories 321 00:22:32,230 --> 00:22:34,148 Of what we had one day 322 00:22:34,357 --> 00:22:36,150 She's passing Mrs. Thompson's house. 323 00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:37,526 Sweep 324 00:22:37,735 --> 00:22:40,196 Sweep out the nonsense 325 00:22:40,404 --> 00:22:42,865 That crazy, happy nonsense 326 00:22:43,658 --> 00:22:47,536 This world's too old for nonsense 327 00:22:47,954 --> 00:22:49,121 Sweep 328 00:22:49,330 --> 00:22:51,499 Just sweep it all away 329 00:22:51,707 --> 00:22:53,334 Here she is, coming up the driveway. 330 00:22:53,542 --> 00:22:55,544 Everything in a state of grace 331 00:22:55,753 --> 00:22:58,422 Everything back in its proper place 332 00:22:58,631 --> 00:23:01,550 No more rainbows for us to chase 333 00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:04,220 No more games to play 334 00:23:04,428 --> 00:23:06,931 Garage door's open. She's inside the garage. 335 00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:09,934 Sweep out the laughter 336 00:23:10,142 --> 00:23:12,270 There's no more time for laughter 337 00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:18,567 At least not until after I come back 338 00:23:18,776 --> 00:23:21,237 -She's taking her groceries out of the car. -You know? 339 00:23:21,445 --> 00:23:22,571 Here she comes. 340 00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:29,787 I just may 341 00:23:33,833 --> 00:23:36,711 Hi, kids. Hope you had fun today. 342 00:23:36,919 --> 00:23:41,632 Well, you kids will never believe this, but I could almost swear I saw a cat. 343 00:23:41,841 --> 00:23:44,927 A cat in a hat, mind you, going down the street... 344 00:23:45,136 --> 00:23:49,223 ...with a moss-covered, three-handled family gradunza.